Half-Chinx - The Cast

David Dineen-Porter

We are ourselves. We are at once all. We are David Dineen-Porter. We are beyond harmony, the brain vomits space, the melting begins. There aren't questions... questions are like bats attacking me. Stop bats stop.

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Adam Forbes

I hate writing this kind of shite. By 'this kind of shite' I include bios, resumes, cover letters, bios, curricula vitae, bios, secret admirer letters, bios, and japscat. Hey, you know what, why don't you just use this and leave me the fuck alone already.

Darryl Hinds

Darryl likes cats.

In that way.

Alison Jutzi

Alison is thrilled to be writing this bio for Half Chinx Taking Over the World. Her past acting credits include Free to Be... You and Me (M. Rubinoff Productions), An Ideal Husband, The Art of Dining and Lettice and Loveage (Theatre and Company), Pagan Love Songs for the Uninitiated (SummerWorks), All's Well That Ends Well, Love's Fire and Lysistrata (Theatre Erindale). Half Chinx marks Alison's directorial debut.

When Alison is not acting or directing she lies awake in bed wondering how she's going to pay next month's rent. Alison would like to thank the exceptionally talented cast members for all their hard work.

James Hartnett

Seconds later James crapped his pants.

Dan Adlam

From the ages of 5 to 9, Dan was repeatedly run over by a truck on a daily basis. He was constantly warned to be careful when crossing the road, but that didn’t stop him from running out into the paths of oncoming trucks. The constant traumas to his head over the years caused Dan some brain damage. The brain damage has caused Dan to come across as a little bit crazy. This is why he has been cast in the show.

Aaron Forward

Three things about Aaron:

1) Hates the double "A".

2) Doesn't believe that the egg is nature's "perfect shape".

3) Wishes he could spontaneously change sex like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

Bobby Del Rio

Bobby has been working tirelessly in his constant effort to eradicate Whitey. Although the progress is slow, each victory is memorable. Bobby has been happy to brand the cast 'Honorary Half-Chinx' and has grown quite sick of writing bios. He hopes a big, fat paycheque will fall from the sky and land on his head...

Siobhan Reddick

Siobhan Reddick graduated from U of T's Erindale/Sheridan drama program, just finished the musical comedy Todd's Lunch The Musical and is really happy to get another chance to sketch it up.

Tony Del Rio

Contrary to popular belief, Tony did not sleep with the director to get the part in Half Chinx. However, he is a younger, faster, and better looking man than his half chink counterpart, Bobby Del Rio. Tony recognizes the world as it is, and turns a blind eye to politics, chemical substances, and attractive women. (He has a girlfriend)

Celene Faludi